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Food

The Proof is in The Pasta

I have found that a good tactic is “When in Rome do as the Romans do," but what Romans do in regards to asking for gravy or sauce is not always clear before hand.

Sports

When Day Lacrosse Savings Time Rolls Around

A child in the field with a lacrosse stick can be like a bumblebee gathering nectar —working hard under the sun’s rays, having a great time and doing something productive too boot.

Arts & Entertainment

When is a Toy Not a Toy and Just a Doll?

I always thought a Doll was a Toy, but according to the U.S. Government that was a billion dollar mistake.

Comedy

Regrets: I've Had A Few

“When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel real, real awful, and that is my true destiny.” -Abraham Lincoln

Issues

Bullying in Its Newest Form — Not Just For Kids

Computers and the Internet are becoming indispensable parts of America's culture, electronic bullying and cyber harassment is a growing threat.

Food

Much More Than Restaurant Imposter Nibbles

A couple decided to eat out. "It’s been 5 years since we came in here," said the elderly man to his wife. "Wait your turn, sir," replied the harried waiter. "I can only serve one table at a time."

Personal

When You Get to Meet Cupid in Person

Online dating is becoming an increasingly popular way to meet people, however there is still nothing like having Cupid as your wingperson for real, lasting success.

A map of what the new precinct layout will look like.

Local Connections

The Things Learned at Nassau County Informational Meetings

Most people seem to think that Nassau County Informational Meetings are as useful as hearing one hand clapping, but that is not truly the case.

Business

Getting to the Core of a Rotten Apple

Some big electronic company’s customer service departments need to install a “1 simple problem or less" express lane. See Why?

Politics

Why Not A President Who's "Dancing On The Ceiling?"

Writing a story about knitting or crocheting that be considered a good yarn. Write about a neat idea with valid reasons about knitting this country back together — that's a valid discussion.

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